You know you're getting older when...

- you begin to think of the ramifications of the passage of one more year, 3 months BEFORE the fact
- you wonder where the last 2 years went
- you parents seem much more chill than you remembered
- your job becomes a product of the hey-you-gotta-make-a-living mindset as opposed to finding your supposed calling
- you realise your priorities have performed a total 180
- you begin to pay attention to anti-smoking ads and those irritating hangovers
- no one, yourself included, is as cool or as irritating as you once thought
- the past seems to recede exponentially
- standardised tests have become suddenly difficult because you refuse to put the 'correct' answer as opposed to the logical one
- you wonder how you could have watched so much tv when you were younger considering how lame it appears now
- shopping is only fun when it's for someone else. otherwise, it just plain sucks.
- you find it difficult to justify having an argument
- meeting new people and searching for different experiences doesn't hold the allure it once had
- you've decided to stop wasting time on the chaff (re: people in your life)
- you can see through people's b.s. and are pleasantly amazed at how full of it everyone is