new directions

Words of motivation sprung from a typical convo between myself (henceforth referred to as "C") and the Whore of Babylon ("WoB," a.k.a. my favoritest person and my mirror)

WoB: Unfortunately, they are things that very, very few people would have to go through.
C: Unfortunately or fortunately?
WoB: What do you mean "fortunately"? Don't try to pull the classic [Contessa] "see-the-twisted-side" move.
C: WTF?! The classic [Contessa] "see-the twisted-side" move?!
WoB: (hysterical laughter) You know, I can see you get that glint in your eye and then you manage to bullshit a response that makes a totally shit situation sound like something that can be handled and overcome.
C: (silence)
WoB: IIIIIIIIIITTT"SSSSSSSS A GOOOOOOOOOD THINGGGGGGGGG
WoB: (that was me yelling while you push me off the cliff)